A giant, hearty, FUCK YOU very much to the table who came in 15 minutes before I was supposed to leave and stayed for nearly an hour, leaving exactly a 5% tip. I LOVED serving you and I'm SO GLAD you decided to grace me with your presence. You were far more fun than laying at home in bed with a sore leg up.
And I must give another FUCK YOU VERY MUCH to the retarded coworker who borrowed ten dollars from me on Monday, 'didn't have it' Tuesday, and got suspended Wednesday. Now I not ONLY have to cover your Wednesday and Thursday shifts, which leaves me with a whole ONE day off out of FIFTEEN, but I'm ten bucks short on my bills because I sure as fuck know I'll never get it back from you.
Finally, one last FUCK YOU VERY MUCH to the happy table of five old farts that refused to stop talking when I approached the table and tried to ask how things were, what you needed or wanted, if there was anything I could get you. I LOVE being ignored. Totally makes my night.
I fucking hate people some days. If it weren't for my cat I think I'd be back in a psych ward by now.
And I must give another FUCK YOU VERY MUCH to the retarded coworker who borrowed ten dollars from me on Monday, 'didn't have it' Tuesday, and got suspended Wednesday. Now I not ONLY have to cover your Wednesday and Thursday shifts, which leaves me with a whole ONE day off out of FIFTEEN, but I'm ten bucks short on my bills because I sure as fuck know I'll never get it back from you.
Finally, one last FUCK YOU VERY MUCH to the happy table of five old farts that refused to stop talking when I approached the table and tried to ask how things were, what you needed or wanted, if there was anything I could get you. I LOVE being ignored. Totally makes my night.
I fucking hate people some days. If it weren't for my cat I think I'd be back in a psych ward by now.
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I'm giggling over here, you know you. Here I was thinking it was going to be another hospitality thing. :)
I'm sorry you had such a shitty shift. Go snuggle your ear against your cat and listen to the purring, it always soothes me. :)
Until she hisses and claws my eyelid, but you know ....
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