I DO see you there and I WILL come take your order when I'm damn ready. Sit your butt down in a booth and STAY there. Quit coming up to the counter to find me when I've been gone for two minutes.
And you other people, fuck you very much for that $2.00 tip on a $37.00 bill and your $4.00 on a $63.00 bill. People like you make me want murder things with celery stalks.
And you other people, fuck you very much for that $2.00 tip on a $37.00 bill and your $4.00 on a $63.00 bill. People like you make me want murder things with celery stalks.
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This sounds like what happened to my coworker the other day. People are the worst.
"Ma'am, this the police. Put down the sharpened celery stalk and put your hands in the air!" :)
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